
My pissed off PMS face from teh myspace angle-let me show you it. Now stop looking at me and go get me some fucking nachos!

My pissed off PMS face from teh myspace angle-let me show you it. Now stop looking at me and go get me some fucking nachos!
George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today
Another one! And this song… perfection!
yesssssss.
Oh! Oh! I’m the other sappy country music lover too. I think there may be four of us…
Old people are the enemy, and they vote (more than you).
Oh kids these days…with their open-mindedness and their tolerance.
Someone I know is engaged and has never farted in front of her fiance to be, never lived with him and never let him see her without makeup.
I suppose when they’re married they’ll probably push the twin beds together on Saturday nights when they’re feeling frisky.
Call me crazy but I could never marry someone that I didn’t live with, fuck, fart on, get drunk with, use the bathroom in front of or show them my face without makeup beforehand.
Maybe that makes me less of a lady but I think all of that stuff is love.
I don’t know that “being a lady” is as much of a compliment as it used to be. I think the greater compliment is being yourself. Go you.
Ohhhh!!! Look what a co-worker (and totes my new boyfriend, duh) made for me.
HELLO! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG!
i love ice cream.
Wait a second…is “ice cream” a metaphor here for something else!?!? Oh. No. You just really fucking love ice cream. Got it.